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  Minor Mage

  T. Kingfisher

  Minor Mage

  Copyright © T. Kingfisher 2019

  www.tkingfisher.com

  Production copyright Argyll Productions © 2019

  Published by Argyll Productions

  Dallas, Texas

  www.argyllproductions.com

  ISBN 978-1-61450-500-6

  First Edition Trade Paperback 2019

  All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means, including information storage and retrieval systems, without written permission from the author, except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

  For our leathery leperous armadillo friends.

  Contents

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  Contents

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  1

  Oliver was a very minor mage. His familiar reminded him of this several times a day.

  He only knew three spells, and one of them was to control his allergy to armadillo dander. His attempts to summon elementals resulted in nosebleeds, and there is nothing more embarrassing than having your elemental leave the circle to get you a tissue, pat you comfortingly, and then disappear in a puff of magic. The armadillo had about wet himself laughing.

  He was a very minor mage.

  Unfortunately, he was all they had.

  They stood on the edge of the town: the boy, the armadillo, and the crowd. No one was moving. If an artist had painted the scene, it would have been Still Life with Armadillo, or perhaps Mob Scene, Interrupted.

  Oliver looked at the crowd. Up until about an hour ago, they had been his friends and neighbors. Now they were familiar strangers, trying to look somber and serious and mostly just looking scared and a little uncertain. This was a bad thing to see on the faces of so many adults.

  “Well go on, get moving,” said Harold, the miller. “Sooner you get started, sooner we’ll get rain.”

  He made a little shooing gesture, as if Oliver was a chicken that had wandered into the yard.

  Harold the miller was not a handsome man, and less so when he was red with embarrassed anger, so Oliver turned and looked at the road instead.

  It was an expanse of baked dust the color of bone. It wound between plowed fields for a little way, accompanied by drainage ditches full of nettles, then disappeared in the distance, over a hill and into the back of beyond. Far off in the distance, the bulk of the Rainblade Mountains were a dark blue shadow against the sky.

  Oliver knew the farms that the road ran past, at least as far as the hill. After that, there were fallow fields, and after those… nothing.

  Well, presumably there was something, but nobody went that way. It wasn’t forbidden, it wasn’t dangerous, it was just rather pointless. There wasn’t anything there worth visiting.

  The crowd of townspeople shifted nervously. Someone muttered something toward the back and was immediately hushed.

  There is something about a group of people that is less than the sum of its parts. Few individuals in the crowd would have dreamed of putting a kid—even a kid who was also a mage—onto the road and telling him to bring back rain. And yet when they were all together, somehow the conversation had gotten more and more heated and more and more stern and what had been a vague idea became an order, and suddenly something slightly less than a mob but rather more than a friendly gathering of neighbors had arrived at the doorstep of Oliver’s house. He’d been afraid the miller was going to drag him out of the house by the collar.

  This was not something he’d ever worried about before, and he didn’t much like it.

  The most obnoxious thing about it all was that he’d been planning on going anyway.

  You didn’t need to be a wizard to know the crops did need rain. Even the fields near the road, watered painstakingly by hand, had a parched look. The leaves drooped limply, as if the plants were panting in the heat.

  You didn’t need to be a wizard to realize that if the rains didn’t come, it was going to get very bad in the village.

  But you also definitely didn’t need to be a wizard to know that Oliver’s mom was not going to let her twelve-year-old son hare off to the distant Rainblade Mountains, past bandits and monsters and lord knew what else.

  His mother was a retired mercenary, but not so retired that she wouldn’t have kicked and abused Harold twice around the village square for even suggesting such a thing. But she had gone up to Wishinghall to help his sister with the new baby, and she’d left him, because the village needed their mage, even a very minor one.

  Oliver had started packing his bag almost as soon as she was out the door. He just hadn’t expected to have the entire village turn up on the doorstep before he had a chance to leave.

  The funny thing—not amusing, exactly, but funny nonetheless—was that he’d been entirely willing to risk his life for the village, and now here they were, demanding that he do something he’d been planning to do anyway, and apparently willing to throw him out on his ear if he didn’t.

  He’d be lying if he said that this hadn’t soured his enthusiasm a bit.

  “Err,” said Vezzo. He had a farmer’s tanned skin and broad, scarred hands. “Look, Oliver, it’s not that we’re happy about this, but you’re the town wizard, and it’s your job to bring the rains. Your predecessor made the journey to the Rainblades when he was young.”

  “How young?” asked Oliver, who had a pretty good idea of the answer.

  “Err,” said Vezzo, and appeared to find something fascinating stuck under his fingernails.

  “Twenty-five,” said the armadillo, who had been quiet up until now. “My mother was his familiar at the time.”

  “None of that,” said Harold loudly, determinedly not looking at the armadillo. He’d never seemed to like Oliver’s familiar, which was a major reason that Oliver didn’t like him. “None of that now, boy. You’re a wizard, you’ll be just fine. And we’re not forcing you. You’re the wizard. It’s your job to go.”

  And I was going! thought Oliver. I was trying to decide whether to pack three pairs of socks or only two, and then I was going to feed the chickens and head over to Vezzo’s farm so that he could tell Mom where I’d gone!

  Vezzo stood beside Harold. The farmer looked like an extremely uncomfortable ox, but like an ox, he was blocking Oliver’s path.

  “It is your job, Oliver,” he said quietly. “I’m not happy about it, but we’ve got to have rain.”

  There were lines between the farmer’s eyes, and deeper ones running in furrows from the sides of his nose, as deep as if he’d plowed them.

  “You could have asked, you know,” said Oliver a bit sadly. He had always liked Vezzo.

  “It was supposed to just be asking,” said the farmer. He leveled a bitter look at Harold. “Somehow it turned into more than that.”

  Oliver sighed. “It’s fine,” he said. “Just—you tell Mom, okay? Not him.” He flapped a hand at Harold. “He’ll come up with some stupid story about it to try to save his skin. You tell her how it really happened.”

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sp; “Now see here—” Harold began, eyes nearly popping with outrage.

  “I will,” said Vezzo, ignoring the miller. “I promise, I’ll tell her exactly what happened. She’ll be awfully mad, but I’ll tell her anyway. You have my word.”

  He held out a hand.

  Oliver shook. Vezzo’s hand was almost twice the size of his and heavily callused.

  The crowd, collectively, seemed to sigh. The armadillo also sighed and leaned his small armored body against Oliver’s shins.

  “Right, then,” said Harold the miller. “If that’s all settled—”

  “Just stop,” said Oliver. “Just… stop talking, okay? I’m going, all right? I was going to go anyway.”

  The miller might have had something to say about that, but Vezzo put a big hand on the man’s shoulder and he fell silent. That was something of a relief.

  Oliver looked over the crowd. None of them said anything. He saw his mother’s friend, Matty, who was always baking, and who had brought him a meat pie yesterday for dinner, and even she wouldn’t look at him. She was twisting her apron in her hands, and she looked like she was about to cry.

  He spoke to her directly. “Matty—”

  She looked up, biting her lip, and he realized at once that she was already crying.

  “Will you make sure our chickens are fed while I’m gone?” he asked. Whatever he’d been about to say wasn’t as important as the tears running down her face. “And water the garden, and—”

  He ran out of things to say. The enormity of the fact that he was actually leaving choked him.

  He’d been planning this for over two weeks, ever since his mom had said that she was going, and it still hadn’t seemed real until right now. He almost wanted to cry himself, but not with everyone watching.

  Matty nodded, made a small, miserable noise, and pulled her apron up to cover her face.

  “Right, then,” said Oliver. He hefted his pack. It was heavy, mostly from his dog-eared copies of the Encyclopedia of Common Magic and 101 Esoteric Home Recipes and his mother’s smallest copper cooking pot. He had a little money, and a little food, and three spells.

  He hoped it would be enough.

  “Be careful, Oliver,” said Vezzo. “There’s bad ground between here and there.”

  Oliver wanted to say, Then why aren’t you coming with me? But he didn’t, because he knew why. He was the wizard. He was what they had.

  But he didn’t quite trust himself to speak, so he turned away and started down the road. The armadillo trotted at his heels, like a small armored dog.

  He looked back a few times, hoping that someone would dart out and say, “I’ll come with you!” or “This is a mistake, come back!” but they didn’t, and they vanished quickly, as if ashamed. Only Vezzo stayed in place, watching him go. He waved whenever Oliver looked back, and the third time, Oliver relented and lifted a hand in return, so that it would feel a little less like going into exile.

  2

  Oliver got half an hour down the road, brooding.

  What had come over everyone? One day they’d been his neighbors, the people he grew up with, and then this morning they’d been…

  He groped for a word inside his head. Strange. Irrational. Scary.

  When Harold and Vezzo had shown up at the door and demanded that he go to the Rainblades, he’d tried to explain that he was going anyway, and it was like they hadn’t even heard him.

  It was the drought of course, but there had been droughts before, and people didn’t get scary like this.

  It must have been the clouds.

  A week ago, the drought should have broken. The sky had filled up with thick clouds with dark blue-grey bottoms, and everyone had waited, because that meant rain. The village was almost silent with anticipation. You could have heard a raindrop fall anywhere in a five-mile radius, as people held their breath.

  Except it hadn’t.

  The clouds had hung over the fields for most of a day, and then they had moved on, blown eastward by winds that herded and chided and chivvied them along. The edges of the clouds shredded into grey rags, and the sky behind them was hard and mercilessly blue.

  The villagers could have handled lack of rain. Oliver was pretty sure that it was the hope of rain, snatched away, that had driven them over the edge.

  He wondered if it had been like this when his predecessor had gone off to bring the rain back. Everybody talked about it like it had been a heroic act, but what if the old man had been sent off by farmers acting strangely too?

  This was an unsettling thought.

  And they never say how he did it, either. Just ‘brought back the rain’ and some talk about the Cloud Herders. What if it’s a spell? What will I do if I get to the Rainblades and I’m not good enough to do it and the Cloud Herders won’t give me the time of day?

  He was worrying at this idea in his head when the armadillo tripped him.

  Oliver yelped, arms windmilling, and only just managed to catch himself by hopping sideways on one foot.

  “What was that for?” he asked irritably, glaring at his familiar.

  The armadillo made an expansive gesture with a clawed paw. Oliver looked around.

  There was nothing there. The fields stretched out in all directions, parched and tan. The town was visible as a large, mud-colored blotch behind him. The sky was a hard, brittle blue. It looked as if you could break your knuckles on it.

  “What?”

  “It’s hot,” said the armadillo. “Drink something.”

  “Oh.” Now that Oliver thought about it, he was pretty thirsty. His head ached from more than brooding, and there was sweat soaking the collar of his shirt. He reached for the leather bottle hanging from his belt. “I hadn’t thought of it.”

  “It’s not good stomping along mad and forgetting to take care of yourself,” said the armadillo.

  “I’m not mad,” said Oliver. “I mean, I was going to go anyway, but… well. Okay, I’m a little mad. Mostly at Harold.” He sat down and took a drink of water, then stared at the open mouth of the bottle without really seeing it. “I just… what happened? They were acting like they were bewitched or something.”

  “They weren’t,” said the armadillo. “I mean, if you want my professional opinion.”

  “I know,” said Oliver. “I didn’t sneeze at all. If somebody’d bespelled them, my nose would be running like a sieve. It’s just… I don’t know.” He rubbed his knuckles over his forehead.

  He sat there for a few minutes, in the red darkness behind his eyes. After a bit, a long, scaly head thrust nonchalantly under his hand. Oliver scratched behind his familiar’s ears. He was still a little angry, but he had to stick the anger somewhere in the back of his head so he didn’t snap at people like the armadillo, who didn’t deserve it.

  Of course, that assumed there would be more people between here and the Rainblades.

  A thought occurred to him. “Um. Armadillo?”

  “Yes?”

  “How do we get to the Rainblades? I mean, I see them now, but if there’s someone we’re supposed to talk to, or a road we’re supposed to take…”

  “Didn’t your predecessor tell you?”

  “Well, I’m sure he meant to.” Oliver felt bad implying that the village’s previous mage, that sweet old man, had shirked his duties. “But—err—well, his mind wandered a bit toward the end, and—”

  “He was madder than a drunken mayfly,” said the armadillo grimly. “He forgot that, too, huh?”

  “I’m sure he meant to tell me.” Oliver was determined to stand up for the old mage. He’d been extremely kind to a snot-nosed little kid who had magic coming off him in poltergeist fits, and Oliver had never forgotten that kindness, even when the old man had gone a bit barmy and had taken to wearing his underwear on his head.

  “Three spells.” The armadillo scuffled at the ground. “Three spells, and whatever you picked up from his ramblings. A child trained by a senile old man. It’s a travesty. Still, I suppose you’re what we
’ve got.”

  Oliver reminded himself that he was not going to snap at the armadillo.

  “Fortunately, in this case, my mother gave me a detailed description of the journey. I should be able to find the way.” He paused, gazing at the distant shadow of the Rainblades. “I think.”

  That was not particularly comforting, but at least they weren’t traveling completely blind. Oliver took a last drink from the water bottle and stood up, dusting himself off. The pale dust of the road clung to his trousers in cream-colored streaks.

  “Did he tell you what to do when you got to the Rainblades?” asked the armadillo.

  “Um.” Oliver rubbed the back of his neck. It felt gritty. “Not exactly. It’s where the Cloud Herders live though, isn’t it?”

  “Is it?”

  “That’s what everyone says.”

  “Well, far be it from me to argue with everyone.”

  Oliver knew the armadillo was being sarcastic, but he said, “I tried arguing with everyone. You saw how that went.”

  The armadillo muttered under his breath.

  They kept walking.

  Well, on the bright side, at least if Mom thinks they forced me to leave, she’ll be mad at Harold and not me.

  This was a very cheering thought. He was a bit frightened of the journey and (if he was being honest) more than a little frightened of what might lie at the journey’s end, but both these things paled in comparison to fear of his mother’s wrath.

  If she’d found out that he had snuck off to bring rain back… oh, hell. She might let him out of the house before he died of old age. If he was lucky.